We analyze compulsive name-dropping—the chronic, structurally organized pattern of inserting mentions of famous, high-status, or otherwise impressive individuals into conversations where such references are neither solicited nor contextually relevant—as a wrong attractor W_ CND in the landscape of human psychological functioning. The healthy ground state S^0 is defined as calibrated authentic self-presentation: the stable capacity to communicate one's own experience, knowledge, and genuine achievements without requiring borrowed status from associations.
We characterize W_ CND through three generative mechanisms: (1) proximity-as-identity encoding, in which the name-dropper's sense of self is organized around famous associations rather than direct achievements, making each contact with a high-status figure feel constitutive of identity; (2) backfire blindness, the systematic failure to register social cost, because the name-dropper monitors their own internal state of having dropped a good name rather than the listener's actual response; and (3) status-hunger cycling, in which each drop produces transient satisfaction that does not address underlying status-insecurity, causing return of the urge within minutes and requiring another drop.
We identify the central Status-Borrowing Paradox (Proposition 7): compulsive name-dropping reliably decreases the dropper's perceived status in the room precisely because listeners read the compulsion as evidence of status anxiety rather than status security—the behavior signals the very insufficiency it is organized to deny. A formal dynamical model is presented, and nine propositions are proved.
Developmental roots in status-anxious environments, differential diagnosis from contextually appropriate social networking, and evidence-based return paths to S^0 are analyzed in full.
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